A Jar Of Honey

A nearby abbey, that is open to the public, sells produce produced by the monks. A friend was taken aback when he found a jar of local honey he had purchased was labelled PRODUCE OF ITALY.

The monk was unperturbed. “Everything is local to the lord.” He replied. My friend pointed out he had not bought it from The Lord but from the monk.

“We are all in the common market.” Replied the cool monk.

My friend left, deciding that taking on The Lord, the cool monk and the might of religion was a little too much for the trading standard’s office.